Review Wars – Restaurants 2016 (Week 3)

April 4 , 2016 by in Website
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If you found the NCAA March Madness tournament as frustrating as I did, then join me here for some comfort food as we analyze the results from our next round of competition in Review Wars – Restaurants 2016.

If you aren’t up to date, see weeks one and two. Last time, we learned which restaurant is the best in each of eight different cities across America. This week, we see how they did facing another city’s champion in a regional contest.

Week 2 Results

Game 1 – Goodwood Barbecue VS Orenchi Ramen


Goodwood Barbecue (Boise) – 1 review, 5 star average
Orenchi Ramen (Santa Clara) – 16 reviews, 4.1 star average

Some matchups just aren’t even, and this one went the same way as Kansas vs Austin Peay on day one of March Madness – it was a total rout. The restaurant representing my Boise home team got crushed. Though Goodwood did manage to snag a single 5 star review, Orenchi Ramen picked up sixteen, completely running up the score.

The Santa Clara restaurant is clearly delicious, though apparently it can be hard to get a table.

WINNER – Orenchi Ramen

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Game 2 – Frank’s Diner VS Shuga’s


Frank’s Diner (Spokane) – 3 reviews, 4.6 star average
Shuga’s (Colorado Springs) – 2 reviews, 5 star average

Game 2 gives us the closest match-up of this week. Both restaurants picked up a few reviews, and they were all positive, so both businesses did pretty well. While a tight race, a closer look reveals the winner. Both restaurants received two 5-star reviews, but Frank’s also had a 4-star review on top of that.

WINNER – Frank’s Diner

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Game 3 – Northstar Cafe VS Alto Cinco


Northstar Cafe (Columbus) – 3 reviews, 5 star average
Alto Cinco (Syracuse) – 1 review, 3 star average

Alto Cinco reviews reveal that the food is generally regarded as great, and one of the things someone must try when visiting Syracuse. They seem to be going through some growing pains at the moment, struggling to keep waiting and serving times down to reasonable. In the last week, they didn’t bring enough beef to this fight; in fact, all they brought to the table was a mediocre whiskey sour.

Northstar Cafe, on the other hand, has customers who can’t stop raving about their burgers, burritos, and bowls. This week they picked up three reviews, all of them nothing but net.

WINNER – Northstar Cafe

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Game 4 – Saw’s Soul Kitchen VS The Terminal Brew House


Saw’s Soul Kitchen (Birmingham) – 2 reviews, 5 star average
The Terminal Brew House (Chattanooga) – 3 reviews, 4 star average

On the surface, this matchup looks a lot like Game 2. In this case, the disparity is greater than the .4 star difference we saw in the earlier game, and that makes all the difference. Saw’s has seen a better overall rating for the last month, and they have seven 5-star reviews in a row (that passed Yelp’s filter).

WINNER – Saw’s Soul Kitchen

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About Matthew Biss

When not lifting cars or throwing large rocks, Matt escapes the disappointment of his life with nerdy games such as Magic, Warhammer, or Dungeons and Dragons. He is a history buff with several podcasts in the works, and hopes to live his dreams through his young son who was taught how to squat before learning to use the potty.

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