Review Wars 2016: America’s Favorite Restaurant Emerges
The majority of us will, at some point, use online reviews to decide where to go for dinner. You’ll read some of the reviews, look at the overall ratings, and then make a subjective decision based on that information and roll the dice. After you try it out, you may even leave a review yourself! Back in March, we…
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Restaurant Review Wars 2016 (Semi-Finals)
Last week we whittled it down to the final four, and today we will be seeing which two businesses face off for the crown of Best Restaurant in the Nation (according to Yelp). To see last week’s matchups look here, or if you need to refresh yourself and see our original 16 contestants, look here. Week 3 Results…
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Review Wars – Restaurants 2016 (Week 3)
If you found the NCAA March Madness tournament as frustrating as I did, then join me here for some comfort food as we analyze the results from our next round of competition in Review Wars – Restaurants 2016. If you aren’t up to date, see weeks one and two. Last time, we learned which restaurant is the best in…
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Review Wars – Restaurants 2016 (Week 2)
Week 1 results We aren’t here to discuss the crazy results from NCAA basketball (Michigan St, you’re killing me). We have our own week one story to tell about America’s Favorite Restaurant, according to the officials who matter most – the people who eat there. Last week, we explained how this works. The short of it is that each…
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Review Madness: America’s Favorite Restaurant
As determined by the PEOPLE Does everyone know what time it is? It’s mid-March, so that mean’s it’s time for March Madness! While everyone else is obsessing over college basketball, we at RevenueJump gush at the thought of reviews. What better way to determine America’s Favorite Restaurant than to have them compete head-to-head in competition without them even knowing it!…
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16 Reviews That Went Terribly Wrong
They can’t all be winners. Today we feature the best of the best – and the worst of the worst – reviews for eight unique products sold by Amazon. These reviewers take the product as seriously as the manufacturers do. 1. The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer If there is any project in the household that needs a special tool, it’s…
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ReviewJunk #5: Moderately Enjoyable Reviews
Hello, welcome to the fifth episode of ReviewJunk. I’m your host, a person who writes things on the internet. Like most of my peers, I am indistinguishable from any other person who writes things on the internet. “I miss that Dan Rather. He was such a nice man,” our parents tell us. “Now anyone can write anything and plop it…
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Review Junk #4: Funny Reviews; Asinine Commentary on Funny Reviews
Welcome to Advanced ReviewJunk: Fourth Edition. In this prestigious column, I address the serious issue of funny reviews. I also review these funny reviews because I don’t know how to leave well enough alone. Since none of my coworkers have been brave enough to stop me from posting this weekly series, you’re stuck with yet another ReviewJunk. It’s been a…
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ReviewJunk #3: Funny Reviews of Products, Fabulous Wastes of Time
Greetings, earthlings. By some strange miracle of coincidence, you’re reading the third entry in our ReviewJunk series. Get Blog Updates // For those of you who missed our previous episodes, here’s a summary: screenshots of reviews from the internet which are funny or weird to the author of this article, at the very least Pets. Funny reviews of products. Viral…
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ReviewJunk #2: Funny Online Reviews, Etc.
Yes, hello. Welcome to the second installment of ReviewJunk, a segment in which I dig up strange, biting, and funny online reviews from around the internet. This week, we’re featuring another Boise business, a restaurant with BAD SERVICE, a buffet that has nothing good to offer at all, one very thin product, and a timepiece that seems to stare into…
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